When you think of advent calendars, you tend to think of the pretty little cardboard ones you buy for a school fundraiser that deliver some semi-okay chocolate or tiny plastic toys that will hurt to tread on for 25 days leading up to Christmas. We adore those for what they are but as grown-ass adult people, we demand a grown-ass adult answer to the countdown calendar.
Luckily, sex toy advent calendars exist. And they are equally as delicious as the semi-okay chocolate — if not sweeter.
If you’re searching for a romantic gift for you and your lover to enjoy during the holiday season (or just because!), you’ll want to pick up one of these bad boys. The principle is still the same, you get a fixed amount of surprises to unbox for however many days, each one offering you an opportunity to infuse a bit of excitement and sensuality into your day. Maybe you want to count down to an anniversary or a special date night or you just want to liven up the chilly boring winter months (a whole attitude, honestly) — these gift boxes will certainly help you with those goals.
And it used to be that there was one or two different boxes floating about each Christmas season but now there’s quite a number to pick from depending on your interests, proclivities and sexual wellness brand allegiance.
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Bondara \sBondara 12 Days of Kink Bondage Advent Calendar
One for the kinksters in the crowd, Bondara’s 12 Days of Kink Bondage Advent Calendar is effectively a starter-sex dungeon in a box. I’m kidding. Sort of. With handcuffs, impact play devices and even a hood, it’s a wonderful kit for couples promising to make 2022 their kinkiest year yet. (Blanket reminder to play responsibly!)
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
Get seven pieces of seductive lingerie for for $60 – an excellent value! This temptation-building advent calendar. Each night offers a new amusing piece to add to your wardrobe. Is it worth the wait? You’ll have to find out yourself.
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar \s$60
Ann Summers 12 Nights of Pleasure Advent Calendar Lovhone
One of the loveliest and most color-coordinated boxes on our list, this Ann Summers calendar features some truly cool gifts from a couple’s toy, rabbit and finger vibes, a wand, a set of handcuffs and a full-sized water-based lubrication – among others.
12 Nights of Pleasure Advent Calendar \s$235 \sBUY NOW
Lovehoney Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar
This shaft-focused advent calendar provides everything you need to make penis play all the merrier. It includes cock and ball rings, a male masturbator, and several butt plugs for your (or your partner’s) enjoyment. It’s valued at $245 but you can grab this advent calendar now for just $120.
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